‘A woman proudly told her friend, “I’m responsible for making my husband a millionaire.” “Well what was he before he married you?” the friend asked. “A billionaire.”‘
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A
man entered in the Bank with a gun and 3 lakh rupees cash. On entering itself
he shot a bullet in the air and shouted. "If someone tries to move from
their seats and try to convince me for any Investment plan or SIP
or Trading Account or RD or mutual fund...I'll start firing.. I came here just
to deposit my money in my account." ....!! That's it!!
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‘Lying
on his deathbed, the rich, miserly old man calls to his long-suffering wife. “I
want to take all my money with me,” he tells her. “So promise me you’ll put it
in the casket.”
After
the man dies, his widow attends the memorial service with her best friend. Just
before the undertaker closes the coffin, she places a small metal box inside.
Her
friend looks at her in horror. “Surely,” she says, “you didn’t put the money in
there.”
“I
did promise him I would,” the widow answers. “So I got it all together,
deposited every penny in my account, and wrote him a check. If he can cash it,
he can spend it.”‘
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